var ref = (''+document.referrer+''); var page = (''+window.location+''); document.write(''); First of all, who allowed me on the internet.Tumblr (3.0; @deadlyspoons)http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/<p><a href="http://wurnbo.tumblr.com/post/50517617845/did-i-allow-u-to-have-fun-without-me" class="tumblr_blog">wurnbo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>did i allow u to have fun without me</p></blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50819933348http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50819933348Sun, 19 May 2013 10:11:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://claydols.tumblr.com/post/50787977439/my-eyes-change-colour-depending-on-my-swag-levels">claydols</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change</p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50819929157http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50819929157Sun, 19 May 2013 10:11:42 -0400about<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://soudas.tumblr.com/post/46461965139/can-you-even-sue-the-president-like-what-if-you">soudas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm</p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50819882037http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50819882037Sun, 19 May 2013 10:10:41 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/843a08681cf14e2808265b766d987572/tumblr_mm6zov0qEl1s2xab7o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heyfunniest.com/post/49920488583" class="tumblr_blog">heyfunniest</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wHAT</p></blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817571692http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817571692Sun, 19 May 2013 09:27:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43l3kONjX1rnoi1vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817515933http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817515933Sun, 19 May 2013 09:26:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16990fa8cc41767f4d16143902521673/tumblr_mmz0e9X9591r0etvdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817476731http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817476731Sun, 19 May 2013 09:25:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bmoburns.tumblr.com/post/50710829117/oomshi-soup-that-tastes-great-is-souper-may-i">bmoburns</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/50710568543/soup-that-tastes-great-is-souper">oomshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>soup that tastes great is souper</p> </blockquote> <p>may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not</p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817462054http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817462054Sun, 19 May 2013 09:25:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://akanedee.tumblr.com/post/50780126360/if-you-ever-call-me-annoying-even-if-its-just">akanedee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence</p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817405520http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817405520Sun, 19 May 2013 09:24:06 -0400<p><a href="http://sierraseybold.com/post/50264298592/rosaparking-your-dads-probably-gonna-give-your" class="tumblr_blog">chickensandwich</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rosaparking.tumblr.com/post/50264186177">rosaparking</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>your dad’s probably gonna give your mom mothers day sex today at some point. think about that. long and hard. like ur dad’s dick lol</p> </blockquote> <p>i guess his dick is pretty big if it can reach my mom from jail while he’s serving his time for not paying child support</p></blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817381077http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817381077Sun, 19 May 2013 09:23:37 -0400<p>This is such a hard question..</p> <p>Right now its either ‘only teardrops’ because i like the flute and the drums </p> <p>Or either ‘sevin devils’ bc the lyrics r so beautiful oh my god</p> <p>Or ‘kill everybody’ by skrillex bc iT REPRESENTS HOW I FEEL INSIDE</p>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817252816http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50817252816Sun, 19 May 2013 09:21:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/59b2816aab3eeb427ab85c9630b3784f/tumblr_mn0cotty2Y1qfyos7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816939298http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816939298Sun, 19 May 2013 09:14:30 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theanti90smovement.tumblr.com/post/43674676563/sorry-i-cant-hang-out-with-u-today-i-have-to-catch">theanti90smovement</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying</p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816933915http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816933915Sun, 19 May 2013 09:14:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_magm5iisLe1qeok1uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thedukeoflions.tumblr.com/post/32294143766">thedukeoflions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>where’s my fucking risotto</em></p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816851607http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816851607Sun, 19 May 2013 09:12:41 -0400<p><a href="http://neopiacentral.tumblr.com/post/50813965416/i-cant-even-do-a-cartwheel" class="tumblr_blog">neopiacentral</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i can’t even do a cartwheel</p></blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816840293http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816840293Sun, 19 May 2013 09:12:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2418f76600da5e93053fd7e21d2354c8/tumblr_mmrn9lK6uh1qbfe1wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://borlax.tumblr.com/post/50389698164/banana-by-the-each">borlax</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Banana by the each</p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816813187http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816813187Sun, 19 May 2013 09:11:52 -0400<p><a href="http://dilclo.tumblr.com/post/50773604849/when-she-texts-first-3" class="tumblr_blog">dilclo</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>when she texts first &lt;3</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/cfcc5eadcb1f0e6c43dcdaed503149c7/tumblr_inline_mn0tpu7YRJ1qz4rgp.png" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816757284http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816757284Sun, 19 May 2013 09:10:41 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caligulasaquarikim.tumblr.com/post/37239491263/if-youre-gay-and-someone-asks-you-who-the-man-in">caligulasaquarikim</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is</p> <p>just look up at the sky and go</p> <p>‘it’s jesus</p> <p>jesus is our man’</p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816677896http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816677896Sun, 19 May 2013 09:08:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2c6c2fb76248f065b27904f800fe3032/tumblr_mfigfbxKkG1r719zmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816677302http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816677302Sun, 19 May 2013 09:08:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotwhiteguy.tumblr.com/post/42991062892/hotwhiteguy-i-lost-my-number-can-you-give-me">hotwhiteguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hotwhiteguy.tumblr.com/post/42991047962/i-lost-my-number-can-you-give-me-yours">hotwhiteguy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i lost my number, can you give me yours</p> </blockquote> <p>no no no not your phone number your credit card number</p> </blockquote>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816650314http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816650314Sun, 19 May 2013 09:08:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bdd864e8f9aee356182e73f19c23e4c7/tumblr_mmw2kgIxpY1s8f40mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816648585http://deadlyspoons.tumblr.com/post/50816648585Sun, 19 May 2013 09:08:15 -0400