awkwardvagina:

one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

lipsticklatte:

bedussey:

dootzy:

this video will make your day better

hOLY HSIT

SCREAMING I CANT EVEN

oomshi:

britney spears a fish to feed her family 

the-silence-have-the-phonebox:

arianne—martell:

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

jewassicpark:

“pass me a joint”

i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend 

darrynek:

niknak79:

One of us doesn’t belong here

i see it! on the right! that one is in chinese

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth

petparent:

Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack 

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed