sharonosbourne:

thnx for unfollowing me take a mint on ur way out

yologna:

people say when you eat chocolate you break out but i dont see how consuming a hersheys bar is gonna get me out of jail

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

h0odrich:

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

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I’M SO RRR Y YOU DONT; DYNEERSTRAND 

inbox:

*tries to be funny*  0 notes

*doesnt try to be funny*  14,000 notes

vondell-swain:

she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop